California Assemblyman and vocal Prop 8 supporter Mike Duvall caught bragging about sexual exploits with lobbyist mistress
Posted: September 16th, 2009 | Author: CB | Filed under: politics | Tags: god save the patriarchy, LOLpolitics | 1 Comment »Aside from Duvall’s moronic absence of tact, the story reveals possible ethical violations caused by Duvall, who is vice-chair of the Utilities and Commerce committee, having intimate relations with a lobbyist for Sempra Energy, one of the state’s largest utilities.
Mike Duvall is a married father of two and an outspoken supporter of Prop 8.
A clearer recording and full transcript of Duvall’s braggadocio can be found on CBSnews.com
Mike Duvall: (unintelligible) …She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she’ll she’s all, I am going up and down the stairs and you’re dripping out of me. So messy. (laughing) …I, I, I, I saw your staffer, and she didn’t that night, at the store …yeah.
(pause) …So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that’s ’cause you’re such a bad girl. (laughing)
And so her birthday was Monday. So I was 54 on June 14th, so for a month she was 19-years younger than me. I said now you’re getting old, I am going have to trade you in, and she goes, she’s 36, she is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes I know you French men, you divide your age by 2 and add 7, and if you’re older than that, you dump us.
I go were did you get that math? She goes I looked it up. She goes I know all about you French men. So what would that make that, that means, okay, 27 and 7, I go (expletive), you’re still okay, you got one more year man. I go, and I go, she goes let’s make the best out of it.
Other Person: (unintelligible)
Mike Duvall: Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar…Oh, she is hot. I talked to her yesterday. She goes, so are we finished? I go, no, we’re not finished. I go, you know about the other one, but she doesn’t know about you. (laughing)
Gag.
“Family Values” California state assemblyman representing Orange County, Republican Michael D. Duvall, resigns for apparently not cheating on his wife with a lobbyist or two. Well you have to take his word for it, or maybe believe that hypocrisy has been bred in. In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while trying to take away rights of those they just hate) and that’s who they need to extract from their party if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”. He is just another name that can be added to the list of “Republican 2009 Summer of Love”: Senator John Ensign (NV), Senator Paul Stanley (TN), Governor Mark Stanford (SC), SC Board of Ed Chair, Kristin Maguire (AKA Bridget Keeney). But let’s get back to the real problem of political corruption, does anyone think this will get investigated and that things he voted on will need to be affirmed by the remaining members or will nothing happen? Do I hear Tammy Wynette, “Stand By Your Man” playing in the background? I remember not so long ago that other Orange County song favorite, “Stand By Your Tan” (for Tan Nguyen). But that’s another Orange County fool.