Today, I bought one of those Gatorade bottles that had an inspirational quote on it. Mine said “Be tough.” I couldn’t even open the bottle. MLIA.
Today, I took a power nap in class. When I woke up I found out I had a dream where I fought crime with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. From what the class heard, we won. MLIA
Today I saw a man with a very nice mustache. I complimented it, and he told me I would look good with one. I’ve never been more thrilled in my life. I am a girl. MLIA
Today, I was studying biochemistry when I read about a disease called Edwards’ syndrome that causes profound mental retardation and an oddly shaped head. It reminded me of Twilight. MLIA
