FU, Penguin *dot com*

Attention people who have access to Pandas. YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF POWER YOU POSSESS. You are like a child that stumbles upon one of the rings from lord of the rings, only instead of a ring it is a FUCKING PANDA. Keep all pandas away from toys and other human objects like cars, hats, and exercise machines. If not, you will be held fully responsible for the damage they inflict.

Oh yeah, and fuck you, Panda.

Panda accomplices fully liable, Spoiled wombats are never satisfied, Crossbred kittens are genetically engineered to fuck shit up – all these and more, at FUPenguin.com (the blog that tells cute animals what’s what). XO!