Volkswagen Ad: Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things.

Women are soft and gentle, but they hit things.
If your wife hits something in a Volkswagen, it doesn’t hurt you very much.
VW parts are easy to replace. And cheap. A fender comes off without dismantling half the car. A new one goes on with just ten bolts…
And a VW dealer always has the kind of fender you need. Because that’s the one kind he has.
Most other VW parts are interchangeable too. Which means your wife isn’t limited to fender smashing.
She can jab the hood. Graze the door. Or bump off the bumper.
It may make you furious, but it won’t make you poor.
So when your wife goes window-shopping in a Volkswagen, don’t worry.
You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car.
Even the brakes.