South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford’s true whereabouts prove even better than Nudist Hiking Day

“I was hiking! Okay, I was in Argentina – on the coast road! … Okay, you got me, I was having an affair with an Argentinian woman. Close enough, right?”

Also, from South Carolina Democratic Party Chairwoman Carol Fowler:

“When it comes to the real needs and concerns of South Carolinians, Mark Sanford has been pretty much missing in action for the last six-and-a-half years. But it is not acceptable for him to be actually missing…