Dating A Banker Anonymous
Posted: June 14th, 2009 | Author: CB | Filed under: politics | Tags: class fisticuffs, god save the patriarchy, I love new clothes I love new clothes I love, stuff white people like | No Comments »Are you or someone you love dating a banker? If so, we are here to support you through these difficult times. Dating A Banker Anonymous (DABA) is a safe place where women can come together – free from the scrutiny of feminists – and share their tearful tales of how the mortgage meltdown has affected their relationships.
So if your monthly Bergdorf’s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life, lighten your heart with laughter and email your stories to dabagirls@gmail.com…

“Watch – if I concentrate hard enough I can will my Blackberry from across the room into my hand!”